Pakistan, we will miss thee

Hey everyone. Well we’re almost ready to head home. We leave for the airport in about 3 hours and then the 30 hour countdown begins till we land in Denver. We are pumped. It’s already midnight here, so I’ll make this short and sweet.

Yesterday we had interviews with senior management where we talked a bit about the project and then asked some questions to the COO and then the President. They both went well, and it was some great experience for Jane and I. Both men talked about the mountains in the north, and I think I’ll definitely have to find a way back for that someday. After the meetings we met with a couple more people and then headed out on another tour. We saw a few places around the city, and then stopped at an art school in Karachi. It was pretty great, full of vibrant students, just like you would have at home, and they were eager to talk to us about the school and the work they were doing. After the art school it was already starting to get dark, and we headed to the bazaar markets, which was a huge indoor room divided into a grid and filled with vendor stalls. We looked at all kinds of swell crap and picked up a few things, but sadly, no big curved sabers like I was hoping for. Laurent ended up buying so much crap we had to go across the street and buy him a new piece of luggage to put it all in afterwards.

When we got home we had time for a quick bite to eat before we had to run across the street from the guest house, where an architect we had met in one of our meetings during the day happened to live. He showed us some of the project he was working on for the same client, and then we just hung out and had a beer and talked for a bit. As far as we understand, alcohol is prohibited for muslims, at least in Karachi, but foreigners are allowed to drink it if they can find it, which is not easy, so we were ready for a cold beer after however many hot days here. So we got home kind of late and then had to be up at 5:30 to get to the airport for our day trip to Lahore, which was about two hours away.

Lahore ended up being really nice, it seemed like a lot more green space and less crowded than Karachi. We were picked up by a tour guide, even though one of our clients that came along knows about everything there is to know about the entire country since the beginning of time. We saw a giant Mosque, and the tour guy showed us some crazy features with the domed ceilings and how sound would travel from one side to the other. So he would have us all face the wall in a corner, and then he would go to the opposite corner and whisper, and the sound would travel all the way up and across the dome and back down to us, and we could hear him perfectly. It was pretty cool, and he used it as an illustration to show how they used to call people to prayer before speakers, using just the acoustics.

After that we took a tour of an ancient fortress and saw parts of the old walled city, which was pretty cool, but it was crazy hot. I think the clients and tour guides who live here are used to it, and we looked like babies, but it wiped us out. So we stopped for lunch and had some great pakistani food, and then finished up the tour with a giant ancient garden and then drove through the tightly crowded streets of old town on our way to the airport. It was another fast and packed in day for us, but it was great. This trip has been pretty fantastic, and the African and Pakistani people were great hosts, and really everyone we came across was great. We had a lot of stares, but I don’t think a single rude or bad thing happened the entire time. The Pakistani people especially were great ambassadors and asked us to try to help them out if we hear anyone talking bad about them. They really are just a bunch of people in a developing country with less inherited infrastructure than india, so they’re a bit behind, and a very small handful of crazy religious nutjobs running around screwing things up for everyone. I think in 20 years it’s going to be a really different place, and it’s got everything from beachfront property to the tallest peaks in the world, and some awesome history to go along with it.

So that’s it! I’ll get caught up on pictures during the next week or so, and let you know when we’re going to do something like this again… unless it’s back again for work it may be a couple of years. See you in 33 hours Denver.

Seacrest Out.

The Cobra Charmer of Makli Hill

Well we made it through our first few days in Pakistan. Jane and I have rooms across from each other in one of the guest houses, and Laurent is a block away in guest house #2. So this morning we got up and got ready and the chef made us some breakfast. Over fruit and juice and eggs and toast our chef told us some stories about how he used to be an expedition chef on K2 and a bunch of the other huge 8000+ meter peaks that reside in northern Pakistan. He was really excited to tell us about it, and said that if we ever want to come back he can help us find a weeklong trek high up with guides and a cook and all, but with no technical climbing. It’s stuff like that, that maybe I would dream about, but never seriously considered, until this trip, then all of the sudden Kilimanjaro doesn’t sound so crazy, and either does northern Pakistan.

So anyways, we started off meeting some of the clients and touring the campus, which was pretty cool. It’s hotter than haites over in Karachi, and the architecture is built to try to cool things off as much as possible. For example, there is a wind coming off the Arabic Sea, and they slant walls to funnel the wind through courtyards, and they actually have some towers that the winds blow into, and then out the bottom into a courtyard, and they actually work, you could feel a wind when you walked through an enclosed area. They also recess the windows to avoid direct sunlight on them, and use a textured finish on exterior walls so half of the wall is shaded from it’s own texture. Finally, they have a lot of fountains and water elements, along with lots of plants, that are both decorative, and reduce the temperature of those areas by as much as 5 degrees. It was really cool to see architecture that is functional first, when often cases in the US we screw up buildings by trying to make them look cool, and then something will clash with the environment, like a huge bank of windows that make a room too hot, or something like that. Additionally, there isn’t much rain, and it’s hot, so most houses have flat roofs so people can relax outside in the breeze, and even sleep out there at night.

So after our tour we met with a few of the people that we would be touring the city with, and they are pretty outstanding. It seems like no matter their job or title we have been paired with people who have an interest in the visual art of Pakistan. Almost everything you see has a pattern in it here, from railings to gates to doors, and they all have some kind of meaning, so we are getting a crash course in islamic design and tradition. After that we went to tour a clinic that was located in one of the slums. The slums are not looking good. It is basically a bunch of people living in a garbage dump, and from what we were told, about 70% of Pakistan lives like this. Everything was covered with flies, people and food and donkeys and the entire clinic, and everything stunk. The clinic focused on women and children and tried to cure illnesses and also taught basic stuff like hand washing. It was pretty crazy, and most of these are super traditional communities where the women aren’t allowed to make decisions, and the men are often gone on long fishing trips, so often times sick children are denied medical care too. The traditions are so ingrained in some of these places that they wouldn’t necessarily leave even if they could. It’s a pretty difficult situation, and the only real clear thing that might make a difference is by educating these people. This was mainly a fishing village so we got the see the waterfront, where they actually build the boats. Amazingly, the shipyard and port area was also the main garbage dump. I don’t know what garbage they actually decide to put in the dump, because every street was littered with trash, but there were mountains of trash right at the waterfront. Then when the tide comes in it goes over the walls and into the dump and just carries all the garbage right into the water. It is totally unbelievable. These people have one income source and they are literally dumping their garbage on it. It was a bad deal.

After the slums we had two more meetings and then got dropped off at our guest houses to clean up for dinner and then went to a BBQ place, that was Pakistani style, so kabobs and hummus and babaganoush, and it was all incredible. Our second day started out meeting some of the team and then heading out for a driving city tour, stopping at the port and checking out some tourist boats, and then also driving past the huge industrial seaport. It’s pretty crazy seeing the nice hotels in town hidden behind huge barricades and barbed wire. So eventually we drove out of town, and Karachi is huge and sprawling, so it took awhile, but we visited some 600 or 700 year old tombs made from sandstone and completely covered in intricate carvings. After that first stop we made our way to some of the flood affected areas that just so happened to be the site of some more tombs and mausoleums again covered in pattern. After that we met with some of the people in charge of the flood relief in that particular area. We passed tent cities everywhere, but at this one we got out of the van to see the medical center and the school that was set up there. Also, we are super white, so everyone has been staring at us everywhere, but the tent people immediately started to surround us, probably just from curiosity, and our client started getting nervous and pushed us back to the van. They kept telling us to go ahead and take pictures, but I felt like such an ass just going and touring these places, I really wish they would have let us help out somehow, which I don’t even know what we would do, load or unload a supply truck or something, but just touring these kinds of areas was kind of a drag.

Afterwards we visited more tombs and mausoleums at a place called Makli Hill, which is said to house 1 million bodies. Again we saw some incredible carvings from the 1600′s and got to walk into the different areas. On the way out we were greeted by a little girl holding a snake… it wasn’t very big but it was pretty long. The guides told her to go away, and jane and one of the clients went back to the van. Then when we stepped towards the road I saw her walking towards a man seated in front of a basket with a flute, and then something started rising from the basket. When we got closer it was indeed a snake charmer with a legit cobra in a basket. And right next to them was a mongoose who had a small rope around his neck that was tied to a rock, and he was eating a smaller snake. While the charmer played and the cobra stood up and waved back and forth, the girl picked up the dead snake the mongoose was eating and he hung from it by his mouth like a dog hanging from a tug toy. Every now and then the cobra would coil back into the basket and the man would tap the top of it and it would start coming back up and standing up. It was a pretty wild scene, and the client gave him a tip that he said would take care of them for a few days anyways. So by now we were about two hours outside of karachi, and it was pretty hot, and we had the air blasting in the van and then slowly we noticed that it was really hot in the van, and the air was not working. No one really thought much of this until we saw the smoke start coming up from under the front seats, which was where the engine was. So we were still about 15 minutes outside of Karachi, and just hanging out on the side of the road. We had 5 in our group along with 2 tour guides, the driver and an armed guard, and we were able to take a few pictures of the buses going by while they tried to service the van and call for a new ride, but then people walking by started stopping and staring at us and the guard made us move back from the road near some trees and some concrete walls in case we needed to take cover I guess. I think the fear was just that someone would see us broke down and make a phone call to some bad dudes or something that they saw some americans that were sitting ducks. So the client got some new vehicle headed in our direction while the van guy got the radiator filled up with water and they got the thing running again. We decided that Laurent and Jane and the guard would go in the van with one of the clients, and the tour guides and the other client would wait for the backup vehicle, in case we ran into further trouble. So we made it into Karachi before we broke down again. This time we were on a busy street next to a bus stop, so lots of people were coming by getting on and off buses, and pulling up in cars and motorcycles and dropping others off for the bus. Our guard put us behind a 4 foot tall concrete tree planter that was probably 10 feet off the road, and I’m sure we were really safe, but the way he was looking around and the way every single person would stare at us made me a little nervous. I think we were all trying to keep an eye on people as they were pulling up, and we were glad to cram into a tiny a mini van when the backup vehicle arrived. We were a few hours late for lunch and showed up at the restaurant where we were planning on meeting our main client contact at 5pm. It was a nice modern air conditioned place though and we had some good food. It was also connected to a little art gallery and gift shop, so we looked around after dinner and I almost bought a sweet islamic shirt, but then chickened out. We hit one more gallery after dinner, which was all local artists, and it was pretty awesome. Surprisingly contemporary and a large range of styles and subjects. I’ll put up some photos of some of my favorite pieces. So that was our day, it ended up being pretty hot and exhausting. Tomorrow we have meetings in the morning and then some more city activities in the afternoon, so it should be good.

The Tale of the Zanzibar Con Man

Jambo Jambo, Hakuna Matata! This is my new favorite song after 100 Zanzibarians have sang it to me over the past couple days and then tried to sell me a cd of such music. But that is neither here nor there.

Today I called up old muhammad as planned and he picked me up on his scooter. He even had a helmet for me. So I took a seat and my big heavy american ass took his shocks and tires to the limit, but it held on by god! So we got ready to take off and I couldn’t find any bars along the seat or anything to hang on to, so I asked what I should do, if I should put my arms around him or what, and I don’t think he understood me, but he said yes, so I put my arms around his waist and he just started laughing. So I decided I would just hold on to the seat the best I could, and besides we were going pretty slow winding through the seats. So he took me to the same market area we were at on the original tour, which was kind of misleading, I had asked him on the tour if they sold hats around there, and he said something like, “I will take you tomorrow,” like it was somewhere further away, but whatever. He told me this was one of the only hat vendors in the area, but he could still get a good price. So he talked to the guy and he wanted 30,000 shillings per hat, and Muhammad said that was a good price the guy gave me because he was there. So I said I wanted to pay 20,000, and we met in the middle. Muhammad said this was a very good price, so I did it and then he brought me back to the hotel. It worked so slick that I gave Muhammad a 5,000 shilling tip!

After that I met Laurent as we were going to do a little spice shopping in the market, so again we headed back to the same area where I bought the hat, only this time on foot, and we took about the most round about way possible. The streets are so winding and without street signs, it was almost impossible to even walk in a straight line, let alone get your bearings. Somehow though we found our way back, and walked through the fish market. We saw some octopus and squid and swordfish and a bunch of other stuff, and then on the meat side they just had bloody chunks of meat hanging everywhere and people skinning cow heads, and all sorts of grizzly stuff. We made it through the meat area into the vegetables and spices and ended up buying some curry and vanilla beans and cinnamon, just for the hell of it, and then we picked up a few tangerines to eat on our way back. It was a cool experience, and we were the only white people we saw in the whole place, so it must have been the day for the locals at the market.

After walking out of the market we found ourselves on a street lined with clothing merchants, that was very different than what we had seen in the more touristy areas… this was more local shops and people were chatting and buying clothes and what-not. Then we started walking past a lot of hat vendors, which was odd, because we weren’t that far away from where Muhammad had told me we had found the only hat vendor. Laurent asked the first guy how much for a hat, and he started his price at 10,000 shillings, which means we could have probably talked him down from there. So basically, Muhammad set me up and took me to one of his friends where he got me to pay three times as much as I needed to! Damn you Muhammad! The rest of the day I kept picturing him, telling his friends that he was setting me up and how much he was going to get from me, and they all probably didn’t believe him, but he waved at several people when we passed on the scooter and they all looked and laughed at us, like they couldn’t believe it, “that crazy Muhammad is actually doing it!” they were probably thinking. I bet after dropping me off he went and picked up his cut from the hat man and then picked up some beers and just went and sat in a hammock and laughed the rest of the day.

So anyways, we finally walked back to the hotel and had some lunch and then met the ladies to head to the airport. When we got there though, our client realized she had been looking at an outdated itinerary, and things had changed from the version she had, and our plane was leaving in 5 minutes. She just went up to the front of the line and somehow got us through, even though our bags were too heavy and we didn’t even have our tickets. She got them to write a note or something for our boarding pass, and then we ran through security, cutting in line again, and out to the tarmac. We got on the plane with no seat assignments and were told to sit anywhere, and then we took off. It was only a 20 minute flight to Dar El Salaam, where we would have a layover for 4 hours before heading back to Nairobi, then an overnight flight to Dubai, and then finally Karachi, Pakistan. Amazingly, our bags actually made it to Dar El Salaam, even with the last minute craziness, and I was happy too, as I have spent a lot of money on collecting worthless african crap the past week.

The rest of the flights went as planned, arriving in Dubai at 5AM and then getting into Karatchi at 11AM, and just now we made it to our guest house. The client has a couple of guest houses with 5 or 6 rooms apiece and a staff of drivers and guards and cooks and everything. We will have our meals here when we are in, and then they have a sports complex a couple of blocks away that they will drive us to as well if we want to go. It looks like a really cool place so far, we got out of the airport with no problems and our client had a driver come to pick us up, and everything seems really safe and modern here, just really busy too. We have seen some awesome looking public transport buses, just like the mutatus in Africa, but these are decorated with colors and designs like you wouldn’t believe. We were told we will be taking a tour of some of the buses, so I’ll get some photos up.

We have the day to relax now, and then tomorrow we will be thrown into a whirlwind of interviews and tours and it sounds like we’re going to pack as much in as possible, so it should be good. I’ll keep you posted.

Live from Zanzibar

Hey Folks, how are things? I know it’s been a while since I’ve written, but we’ve been working it to the bone, or something like that, and I couldn’t keep my eyes open when I sat down at the computer. It’s going good over in Africa though. We left off back in Nairobi when we got up early and were starting our city tour by 8AM… the client arranged for a city tour with a kid who was in architecture school or had just graduated or something, and he took us around and did his best to explain how the city was built and which buildings were from which period and what-not. From what I gathered, there wasn’t much of a city until 1950 or so, and then about half of it was built in the 80′s as well, so it’s all very new. The city was great, and it was really like any other busy city, full of people and traffic, and it seemed perfectly safe. We tried to take notice of the architecture and look for any interesting patterns or textures that we could use in our project with the client, and we tried to take note of signage in the city as well.

After the walking tour ended, our driver picked us up and took us to a fabric store downtown. The store ended up being pretty incredible and was stocked with bolts of colorful fabric and cool patterns. We bought lots of samples of different things by the meter from general colorful fabric to more traditional patterns and finished wrap-like pieces. The store was located on a busy street, surrounded by other clothing and fabric places, so it was a pretty cool experience. Also, Olivia, the contact from the Kiko Romeo design store happened to call while we were there… she had offered to gather a few fabric samples from their supplier and wanted to drop them off with us, and it turned out we were both in the same area, so she stopped in and talked to us and helped us pick out some great stuff as well. By the way, this girl is probably the most interesting dresser I’ve ever seen, and she wears the craziest mix of stuff, but just looks awesome.

So after that we headed out to an artist community type place called the Go Down, which basically owns a bunch of studio spaces in little compound and rents them out to various artists. They were really cool in that they looked for a diverse mix of artists, from musicians to dancers to designers to video production and then painters and screenprinters… etc. The owner/manager took us around and introduced us to most of the people and we saw some great stuff. Most of the artists had some connection to the community as well, whether they were volunteering with children in their spare time or working with poor people for production work to give them jobs, so it was a cool deal.

After we got done with our tour they had a restaurant with traditional african food as well. I don’t have all the names of what we ate on me at the moment, but the main thing I remember was called ugali. Ugali is made from corn meal, and basically looks and tastes like mashed potatoes, and you eat it with your hands. We also had another item similar to that which is made from potatoes and mixed with some kind of green leafy, so it’s a green pile of potatoes with some corn mixed in. So we washed up and our client ordered a bunch of food for us all to share, we had some fried fish and roasted chicken and some steamed kale and then some kind of green, baked bananas and carrots. Basically you load your plate up with everything and then pour some type of gravy sauce on it if you want, and then pick up some ugali or green mashers and mold it into a little bowl in your hands, then you just scoop up a bite with some meat and veggies in it and pop it in your mouth. It was awesome… I don’t know what the hell I’ve been doing eating with silverware all these years, because this is where it’s at. Instead of struggling to spoon up some sauce or something, you just mop it up with ugali or potatoes! Genius! The bananas were awesome too, she said they were cooked green bananas, so maybe because they weren’t ripe they weren’t sweet yet, but they were almost like another meat. We had ordered a lot of food though, so we invited our driver to join us and after everyone else had enough, he and I finished it off. With all that heavy ugali and potatoes I was stuffed, and then almost fell asleep driving to our next spot.

Our next place was another artist commune with studios made from giant metal shipping containers, like you would see on a barge… it was a really creative space and we looked through the gallery and found some awesome work, then met with some of the artists outside. I found a piece inside that I really liked and then talked to an artist outside that was doing a lot of collage in his paintings and had nice rich warm colors going on, and they were both piece I would love to have for myself. I have been to a few art festivals in my day and it has been a long time since I have been so excited by new work, and I think Laurent and Jane were feeling the same way. Unfortunately we had scheduled this place last minute after talking to the Mom from Kitengela Glass the other day, so we didn’t have much time, but we left feeling refreshed and inspired.

Next we hit RAMOMA, the Nairobi modern art museum. We talked to a kid who seemed like he was the director, though I am not sure of his title. He took us through and talked about some exhibits they were doing, and he was an artist himself, but they are really just starting out… they didn’t have any money to have a permanent collection, so aside from exhibits they were operating a lot like a gallery, showing local work on consignment. It was interesting to hear the struggles, which were probably similar to what a new museum would encounter anywhere, but add that to a developing city and economy and this dude probably has an uphill battle coming his way. We saw some nice work though, and he talked a lot about trying to get people to make thought-provoking artwork instead of just focusing on selling, and it is interesting to think about artwork as a way for local people to discuss some of the issues in Nairobi and East Africa.

Afterwards we took a quick tour of some client facilities nearby and then went back to the hotel. I had been up late the night before sorting through pictures and didn’t get much sleep, so I took an hour nap before we headed out for dinner. We ended up going to a hotel near downtown that we were originally supposed to stay in, but it was booked. It had a much more authentic feel than the modern place we had been staying in, and it was filled with artwork, and even the architecture had cool patterns and just felt like what you would expect to see in Nairobi. They had a big indian buffet for dinner and I had some turkey and duck stir fry, which was outstanding. We said goodbye to our first client contact, as she works mainly in Nairobi, and then headed back home.

The next day was another early morning as we left for the airport around 5:45 to head to Zanzibar and then said goodbye to our driver Phillip, who by now seems like a good friend. Yesterday I was up front in the van and Phillip was telling me about how his tribe still has traditions when a boy starts maturing where a group of boys around 11 head into the bush with other boys and their fathers for 2 months, dressed in traditional tribal wear and they hunt with spears and bow and arrows that they make themselves. He told me stories of dancing every night around the fire and killing antelope with his homemade bow, and also about having no tv or shower for 2 months. It is so crazy to think about a culture that is so modern, but so closely removed from a primitive lifestyle, and it’s awesome that they choose to continue those traditions. Phillip said things are changing and the government is placing limits on what they can hunt now, and I just wonder how this is going to play out in the future. You have to hope it won’t go down similar to the way things went for American Indians, and I guess it’s different as the tribes are becoming modernized on their own instead of having it forced on them, but it’s still crazy to think about. I ended up getting Phillip’s contact info and he said he has some good pictures of them before heading into the bush up on facebook, so I’ll have to check that out. That kind of thing makes it so crazy to me that I was able to just show up from halfway around the world and be able to understand this guy, and he understood me as well. Just talking to him to, made me realize that we’re all really the same, at least as far as his desire to watch sports and eat BBQ on the weekends… yeah it’s the feel good story of the year I know, but it’s crazy.

So anyways, we got to the airport and took a twin propeller plane down into  Tanzania and passed Kilimanjaro in the plane and all that… and I’m telling you now, Alyssa and I are coming back for it, so if anyone wants in just let me know and we’ll start planning it for a couple years or so. We got off the plane and got a cab to take us to another client location, and we got to see what they were doing, then we went to another location to see what they were doing, then we went and checked into our hotel. It turned out there was some mix up with our stuff though, so they only had us for one night and we and Jane and I would have to move to a hotel across the street the next night, but whatever. Our rooms actually weren’t even ready for us though, so we had an awesome lunch at the hotel. By the way, the hotel is right on the Indian Ocean, and they have all kinds of fish on the menu. I ordered some kind of coconut curry fish for lunch and I forgot I had ordered fish for the first few bites, it was so firm and meat-like and not fishy that I thought I was eating chicken. So after lunch we got into our rooms and had an hour or so before our city tour guide would arrive, so we just relaxed and I took a little nap after our early morning. Our tour guide Muhammad showed up and we started out on our stone town tour. Our hotel is right on the ocean in stone town too, so it worked out well. He basically took us around stone town and pointed out architecture and told us history and stories. The doors in stone town are pretty awesome, whether they are doors for Indians, Muslims, Chinese, etc, they are all intricately carved on the door and around the frame.

Zanzibar used to be in the middle of a huge trading route, and was known for the spice trade, but this also brought a diverse group of people which can still be found today. The differences in architecture can be seen everywhere, but Muhammad said 99% of people in Zanzibar are Muslim. So after seeing a bunch of different doors and churches and mosques and then taking a tour of the former slave trade market area, we went to the actual market place, which was awesome. Tons of fresh spices that are grown on the island like vanilla beans and different bright colored curries, like I saw some red curry that was magenta in color. Then there was a fish market and people selling rice and other grains in big bushels, huge fruit stands… it was just a busy, colorful mess. Then we moved into an area of clothing shops and we bought a few more pieces of fabric before we finished the tour on the waterfront. Just within the past few years the waterfront has been renovated to include a park and boardwalk that runs down the beach a ways. Vendors set up there every night selling fresh seafood and people were just out relaxing and eating. We watched a group of boys having a diving contest into the ocean off a tall pier, and then Laurent had to get some sugar cane. A day or two ago we had stopped for some fresh squeezed sugar cane juice with lime and it was pretty good, but we were also told you could skin off the hard outside and then chew on the pulp to suck the juice out. Now Laurent is basically like a kid that has discovered candy… he can’t get enough of it. We found a juice vendor that cut up some stalks for us and squeezed lime over them, so we hung out and chewed up some of the pulp, and then we got a couple more stalks to take back with us. Finally we had a use for my authentic Maasai knife!

So that was pretty much it, we had a nice dinner of some more fish at the hotel and listened to a Taarab band playing all kinds crazy instruments and then sat by the pool and watched laurent skin up some sugar cane with the dullest knife ever made. I would saw Zanzibar is a pretty cool place.

So we’re finally back to today when we got up and met with a historian who has writen several books on zanzibar history, and he told us all about the trade routes and how india is actually connected to Zanzibar because that was a distance you could get to and back in a monsoon season. He also talked about how Zanzibar is a very tolerant place and people generally accept differences, and how he thought that stemmed from the old trading days, where maybe you didn’t like someone’s beliefs, but if you were going to sell them something you better at least get along with them. It seems like that could be a lesson that could be applied today somehow.

Our schedule was pretty light today, so we just tried to look for a couple of books the historian dude mentioned, and then saw a couple more sights. I had a good lunch of BBQ swordfish, and some juice… juice is huge in Africa, and it’s super good and fresh and flavorful and they have all kinds of exotic fruit, so that’s probably why. Anyways, we walked around till 4 or so and then our host and Jane went back to the hotel to rest and Laurent and I went to rent a boat to take us snorkeling. We went with the first boat man that jumped on us… I’m not sure if I mentioned it yet, but this is a tourist town and everyone just comes up and tries to sell you everything, and at ridiculous prices, so you have to haggle about everything you want.
So we thought we were ready for the boat guy, but probably got hosed pretty good. We paid $20 apiece to get taken out near a little island and snorkel for a couple of hours, but it could have been worse. Also the boat man we were dealing with said he had the best grass and hash and at very good price my friends… also, he offered to load up the boat with girls so we could go to the island and jiggy jiggy, then come back… but we informed him this was a work trip, and we would just be going to snorkel off the main island of Zanzibar thank you. The snorkeling was pretty sweet, some stoned guy took us in the worlds slowest boat out to a small island and threw out the anchor and we just swam around for awhile. There were some small colorful fish and some coral, and a lot of star fish in different colors, so it was pretty cool. We stayed out for about an hour and then came back as the sun was starting to set. It was a very romantic time for Laurent and I.

So back on the Island we met up with the women folk and went down to the park area again for dinner. We haggled over various kabobs of fish and meat and naan and other stuff, and then ate some pretty good food. We washed it down with some sugar cane juice at the insistence of Laurent, and then for dessert he bought us a couple of sugar cane sticks and we used my authentic Maasai knife to carve them up. We just sat on the boardwalk and talked to some local kids that were there, and one of them taught us how to peel the sugar cane, though I am still terrible at it, and tried to teach me some Swahili, but I didn’t do to good at that either. I told him I was from Canada in order to save the US some embarrassment.

And that was that… We have to leave for our flight out of here at 1 tomorrow, so I am calling up Muhammad from the Stone Town tour and he is picking me up on his scooter to go get an islamic hat, and then Laurent and I are going spice shopping. If I don’t make it back from my scooter ride, I want you to know that I love you all.

More Nairobi Goodness

Jamba amigos! That is a mix of swahili and spanish that I’ve been confusing the locals with! Today was another great day. We got started at 7:30 when we drove out of town to a glass blowing factory. We had a pretty long drive in traffic, but drove along an animal preserve and got to see some monkeys and baboons and antelope on the way. We made it most of the way to the studio when we ran out of paved road, so we drove along a bumpy, semi-4-wheel drive road the rest of the way. Also the driver brought one of those matatu vans, so we were riding in style, kind of anyway, it was just plain white, with no great stereo system… well really I guess we weren’t that stylish at all… but that is neither here nor there. Actually, we did listen to a little bit of Professor Jay, who is a hip hop artist from Tanzania… they call the style Bongo, and it’s pretty sweet, you should check him out.

The studio was pretty cool, it is split into two sections run by a mother and son from Germany who have been in Nairobi for about 30 years. The son ran the glass blowing studio and made mostly glasses and pitchers and then did custom glass topped tables and chairs. It was some pretty cool stuff and had some nice colors and designs, and we got to watch a demonstration of some of the glass blowing. I’ll post a video on the flickrs of that deal.

After we got done there we headed over to the mom’s side where she had some glass beads and then a large stained glass studio, along with some sketches and photos of some large spaces she had been commissioned for. We got to talking to her and when we found out she was from Germany and Laurent started spouting out some german to her, she really warmed up to us and gave us a lot of advice on what to see for the local culture. She also walked us around and showed us the whole compound, which consisted of crazy domed buildings made of concrete with glass chunks sticking out everywhere. She also had a half dozen dogs, a flock of geese, a bunch of turkeys, a peacock and a couple of giant boars from what we could see. We ended up staying there way too long and had to cut our next visit a bit short.

The next stop was at Kazuri beads, which turned out to be an awesome place. The basic idea is this company finds poor single mothers with no jobs or support and trains them to make beads. So they walked us through the clay making process and then the room of women making clay into balls or other shapes for beads, then they showed us the firing room and then the glazing and final detail painting, then the stringing and hardware for jewelry. It was a obviously a great cause, and a non-profit company, but the final products looked incredible too, with great colors and a kind of metallic sheen to most of the glazes.

After we got done there we had a nice little lunch of chicken kabab wrapped in naan bread, like a delicious wrap, at a little strip mall of indian restaurants. It was pretty similar to the maasai market, as the different vendors swarmed us the second we showed up. 10 different guys were shoving menus at us as we walked by and we couldn’t even stop to look or it would have been insane. We followed our guide to a table and she yelled at everyone in swahili and then kept a few menus to look at and sent everyone else away. The pressure sales here is pretty nuts, and I don’t think we could handle it very well without a local along with us.

After that we had a couple of client meetings, which were pretty inspiring and then we decided to head back to the hotel as we were pretty exhausted. Our main contact arrived today after being delayed with visa problems, so we finally met her at the hotel for dinner, and she was just as nice as everyone else has been. What has really been cool after spending the last couple days with our first client contact and our driver, who were both born and raised in Nairobi, we have really made a connection to them, and they really feel like friends. English is the official language in Nairobi, which means they use it in schools and business, so it’s been easy to communicate, but even more than that, it seems like they totally understand our sense of humor and we are able to laugh a lot and speak casually, and really ask any questions we can think of. They are very proud of their home and eager to share it with us.

We finally make our way into downtown Nairobi tomorrow, which we’re looking forward to, I’ll let you know how it goes.

Kenya

Well we did it. We made it to Kenya. For those of you that haven’t heard, my office called me a few days before I was supposed to go back to work and asked if I would be interested in visiting Africa and Pakistan with a couple of my coworkers to meet with a client and explore the local culture. So we got some yellow fever vaccinations and a week later we were on a plane.

We left last saturday from Denver to LAX to Dubai and after about 24 hours of traveling and a 16 hour flight we staggered to our hotel in Dubai. We didn’t get to see much, and amazingly I didn’t even take any photos in Dubai, but it had a Vegas feel to it in the airport at least, like it was a city for entertainment. It is also a hub if you’re going anywhere on the other side of the world, so we got to see a lot of different people hanging around the airport.

The folks at Emirates know how to run an airline too, the plane was outfitted with an awesome entertainment system where everyone had a touch screen and could choose from hundreds of movies, tv shows, games, and see real time on a gps of where the plane was and info on how fast it was going, etc, as well as cameras on the front and bottom of the plane. So anyways, we were only in Dubai overnight, but we were ready for some rest and it probably helped us get back on track a lot faster. The next morning we flew out to Nairobi and got to see the crazy world and palm islands as we flew over.

So we got into Nairobi and made it through customs and the client we’re here for had sent a driver to take us to our hotel. We got out of the airport right around rush hour though and it took us a good 2 hours to drive the 12 kilometers to the hotel. The streets are pretty nuts here, and can’t seem to support all of the traffic. It is loaded with cars and these crazy public transportation buses called matatus that are covered in graffiti and bumping hip hop from big stereo systems in order to attract customers. Our drivers have been outstanding and even though we thought we were going to die several times each day in traffic, they have managed to narrowly avoid fiery death. The streets are lined with people selling food and plants and carved signs and everything else you could think of, and on our first ride to the hotel we even saw a guy riding a camel down a side street!

So the hotel is fairly ridiculous. It’s in a safe, gated and guarded area that houses a mall and a bunch of restaurants and then the hotel. Most nice places seem to be guarded as well, and that makes sense as we have heard that Nairobi is nicknamed, “Nairobbery.” The hotel is super modern and awesome, and loaded with african sculpture and art, and they are taking great care of us here. Amazing breakfast in the morning and all the staff is very friendly. They’ve got a great looking pool and lots of little spots to sit and meet or talk. I’ll post a few pictures soon.

So we explored the little village market mall the first night and had some indian food for dinner… we’re not especially sure what kenyan food even is, though we’ve heard each different tribe has their specialties, and there are over 50. Then we just went back and explored the hotel a bit before bed.

This morning our driver picked us up and took us to meet the client and conduct a few staff  interviews, and then we headed back out with our guide, who had arranged for several cultural trips in Nairobi to help us better understand the local culture. Our first stop was at a mall, which was pretty much just like a mall in any other big city, full of stores and restaurants. We went outside though to see the Masai Market. This is a market that operates 5 days a week and vendors sell goods made by the Masai tribe, who you may have heard of from their famous warriors.

Man did they see us coming too… Laurent and I looked like two white suckers in a sea of salesmen, and we were dressed in suits still from our morning meetings, and that didn’t do us any favors. I was able to snap one picture from the outside before we were surrounded by the best salesmen the world has ever seen. The very first booth jumped all over us, introducing themselves and shaking our hands and putting their spears in our hands and telling us they would make a very low price for us. I think my dad would have been okay here, with his long history of driving car salesmen insane, but I was not prepared. I had to promise the first few booths I would come back just to get away from them, and was told that they trusted me, because we were both men of honor, and our word was our bond. It was difficult to even get a good look at things because any time I even turned my head, they were on me and shoving their crafts into my hands. Everyone wanted to sell me a spear, and they had all kinds of them. They are made for tourists in 3 pieces, for easy transport in luggage, and I have to admit, it would make a good addition to the normal axe and knife throwing at the campground, but I somehow avoided the spear. What I did not avoid however is a crazy carved wooden piece with a knife hidden inside and a couple of masks that look quite a bit like Alyssa and I. I don’t even know how it happened. The guy just shoved them into my hands and the next thing I know I was giving him all my shillings.

When I started looking at some cool bracelets made out of dried seeds for the ladies in my life, at least 10 bracelet salesmen surrounded me and started filling my hands with bracelets. Jane stopped by and tried to look with me but then got claustrophobic and left me alone. Before it was all over I had some seed bracelets, some bead bracelets and some bracelets apparently made out of elephant tail, and some crazy piece of art made out of banana leaves and tree bark depicting a water buffalo. Jane bought a couple pieces of art and then Laurent waited for our guide to help him haggle with a vendor for some blankets and fabric. When it was all over we met for lunch at a little cafe in the mall and our guide laughed at Jane and I for the outrageous prices we paid for items. It was a pretty funny experience and even though they really took it to us we had a good time.

Next we went to visit the shop of one of the leading fashion designers in Nairobi, called Kiko Romeo. We met with the owners assistant and she talked to us about what influences the designs they come up with and talked about some interesting traditional fabrics. For some of their latest pieces they were mixing traditional african patterns with “english punk” so they were really doing some edgy stuff. We saw lots of bright colors and some cool patterns.

That was it for our day today, we were feeling some jet lag setting in, so we headed back to the hotel to rest up and then regrouped in the evening for dinner and to reflect on the day. We have another couple of full days here and should be able to see much more of the city and a couple of museum and gallery visits, so it should be great. Then it off to Zanzibar for a few days and then a week in Karachi, Pakistan. I’ll keep you updated.

A Fondue Farewell


Sorry, I couldn’t resist. howdy everyone! We’re back in the good old USA now, and we had a great trip. Our last couple nights in Zurich were pretty great, getting out with gabby and his friends. Our first night we took it easy and just made some pasta for dinner, then the last day in town we just walked around and did a little shopping and then went home to break down our bikes and get our stuff packed up. After we got all broken down Gabby got home from work and told us he had about 15 people coming over for fondue that night, so we went to the grocery store and bought them out of cheese and bread and picked up a few bottles of wine too. We actually ran into a couple of his friends at the store too and ended up grabbing a couple of beers with them on the way back.

When we got back to the house there were more people waiting at the door, and we went in and started cooking. He had 3 different fondue pots going, and they sliced up some garlic in each one and then some pepper nad the cheese and some wine and then they just stirred and folded it all together as it slowly melted. We got a big table set up in the living room where Liss and I were sleeping and everyone just hung out and drank wine and beers while we waited for the last guest with the secret ingredient. That turned out to be cherry kirch, which I think they call some kind of schnaaps, but it was not really schnaaps like we know it, it was more like some kind of everclear with a slight cherry smell to it. So they mixed a lot of that into the different pots and then we got the bread all cut up and we went and started eating. The cheese was good and warm and boozy, and it was my first fondue experience. I must say it was pretty incredible. Zurich is a pretty international place and Gabby’s friends are from all over, so because they all speak different languages, english seemed to be a common one, and we were even able to understand people. So the table was just a mass of people drinking and reaching into the cheese and hanging out and talking until it was all about done. We tried the delicacy of the burnt cheese at the bottom of the pot, and that was pretty good too. Then when people started heading home, a couple stuck around and we ended up staying up pretty late bs’ing and talking about photos and hiking and everything we  want to come back to do. I’m telling you what, we only really did the couchsurfing in Zurich, and it was awesome, it was such a good experience both times, and really made the end of our trip something special.

The next morning we got up and had a cab coming pretty early to take us to the airport, and that was it. Things went pretty smoothly, and then liss got picked for random screening at the airport, and then we got on the plane, and some lady came on and said the police want to see me and I had to get off the plane again because they had found our fuel bottle in our checked luggage, so they had to have me pull that out and test it with some little gadget and wouldn’t let us take it with us, so they’re doing a hell of a job over in zurich.

So that’s it, we made it home and my mom picked us up and we’re back in Iowa. We’re going to take a couple of days hanging out with family on the way back to Denvers and then we’ll start getting back to normal. It was the trip of a lifetime probably, but we do want to try to keep going with some travel, even it’s only for quick week longs trips or something. It’s also cool that we met some people in different places now in case we ever get back anywhere. So thanks for reading everyone! The site was so successful that many advertisers have offered to pay us to keep traveling and then advertise on our site, so I’ll let you all know when we start on the next trip… yeah right, that would be crazy.

We’ll leave this sucker up for awhile, in case anyone needs to get caught up, so we don’t have to bore anyone with actual stories.

Interlaken

Well kids we’re getting down to it, we’ve only a few days left and we’ll be on a plane back to the USA. So when we left off we were back at camping world in Bern and it was raining. The camp dude told us we could check out any time in the afternoon though, so we did a load of laundry and got the internets and just waited to see if it would stop, and around 2 pm or so it did. The clouds were moving real fast though and you could tell it might not last, but we got some sun for a little bit and got our tent fairly dry and then packed up and got on the road. We had a pretty ride through the country and stayed dry until we started getting close to the foothills, and then we started getting rained on again. We stopped and tried to let it pass at one point, but eventually we got bored and just accepted it and rode the second 30 kilometers or so in the rain. I’m here to tell you it’s not the greatest… I don’t care how vented your rain gear is, it’s still sticky and hot and you get all sweaty inside it anyway, and the pants are even worse, because you can’t really vent those at all, so you can either be soaked in sweat or soaked in rain, and it’s usually some terrible combo of the two. But enough whining, I guess that is part of touring, and you’re going to get rained on eventually.

So we rolled into Interlaken around 7 or so and got setup and had some hot showers in our hostel and then went and got some beers and some pasta for dinner, as our hostel had a kitchen we could use. We ran into a swiss couple from around geneva who were talking about getting a small place in Interlaken, so that must be nice. We’re considering it ourselves. Interlaken is situated in the foothills of the alps, and it is considered an adventure sports capital of some sort. The town is full of tourists, and it’s got a ski town feel to it, but in the summer everyone is here to go canyoning or sky diving or para sailing or hang gliding, and everyone in our hostel is just talking about what they’re planning on doing and what they did that day. It is still Switzerland though, so that means everything is pretty expensive. Coming from the Czech Republic it was a bit of shock to get here and have basic food and stuff be about triple the price we were used to paying, but I guess it’s worth it, because it really is incredible here.

We got signed up for canyoning at our hostel, and the next morning a bus came and picked us up out front and then stopped at a couple other places on the way to their shop. It has pretty much been raining nonstop though, and there have been mudslides on some of the roads into the mountains, so they couldn’t access the big canyon and we had to do the local one. Basically they just set you up in a wetsuit and a lifejacket and harness and helmet and take you up to a big creek that runs through the mountains. There are places where the rocks are worn smooth and you can float and slide on the rocks, and some places where you can jump in deeper water, or into a waterfall, and then they have some rappelling and zipline stuff too, just to make it more fun. It was a pretty good time, and our canyon was real easy, meaning short little jumps and stuff, and nothing too crazy, but we had a good group and our guides seemed pretty cool. Afterwards they took us back to their shop and gave us some beer and bread and cheese and most people stuck around for a bit. Then they brought out a beer bong and gave some college girls in our group enough beer that they decided they wanted to go para gliding, so the guides made a call and then they went off to do that. We went over to the park with them where they would head up to a small mountain overlooking the city and then land in the park in front of us, and we watched and it looked pretty cool, but we are far enough over budget already that we ended up deciding not to. That and it’s freaking crazy.

We went back to our hostel that night and made some more pasta for dinner, it’s the only way you can even eat affordably in Switzerland, even some kind of pizza or fast food is going to end up around $15 here, but that’s okay anyway, at this point it’s all just filler. So our hostel seems like a pretty cool place, it’s got a couple of bars and some lounges, and right now even we’re in a big room full of hammocks just hanging around.

The next day we considered para gliding again, but the clouds rolled in pretty quickly and we were still over budget, so we decided to take a train up into the mountains and do a little hike. It had rained again over night and was raining by the time we got on the train too, so I don’t know if we’re just in a bad stretch of weather or if it’s like the afternoon thunderstorms in the rockies or what, but it’s rained the entire time we’ve been here. So anyways we went up to Kleine Scheidegg, which is a little ski area up above interlaken, and it was raining and cold up there, so we waited it out and had some cappuccino and eventually it got sunny for an hour or so, and we went walking along some of the trails up there, and took some pictures of the mountain cows, and then we realized that a lot of runners were coming by us, and found out later that it was a marathon up in the mountains, so that was pretty cool, they got some crappy weather to run in though. We had some incredible views there, and I could imagine there would be some great skiing in the winter too. It looks like you could ski down through the lower towns, which would be outstanding. We tried to figure out why it seems so different than Colorado, and we think it’s because it’s so green… up into the mountains even there are big valleys with little villages and everything is green and full of trees and then the big rock faces are up above you. I guess it’s green because of all the rain.

This has been a great trip, and I’m glad we’ve seen all that we have, but now I’m glad that I have it out of the way, because this is where I want to be. I want to come back to Switzerland to ski and hike and see these different mountains, more than any city, so it was good to get up there and screw around and dream about coming back someday.

When we got back into town it was still raining, so we just went back to the hostel and hung out. We had originally planned to ride to Lucern and then Zurich, but the internets said they would be getting rained on for the next week or something, so we just said screw riding in the rain and extended our stay in Interlaken. We went to bed with it raining last night, and when we woke up this morning, guess what? Rain! A lot of people in our room had scheduled canyoning for this morning, and all of them had been cancelled due to mud slides and the water just being too high in the local canyons. So we just waited out the rain again and finally caught a break around 11 and went to buy train tickets to zurich for tomorrow and rode out to the lake across town for a bit. As soon as we got out there though it started getting dark and cloudy and we headed back for the hammock room and some ping pong.

We’ll see what happens tonight, I’m guessing beers at the hostel, and then tomorrow we’ll head back to Gabriel’s place… remember him from the start? He’s the guy we couchsurfed with, and he has held onto our bike boxes hopefully, so we’ll spend a couple nights there and get our bikes packed up and then it’s all over… well, almost, I don’t have to go back to work until after Labor Day, so we’re already planning some 14ers back in Colorado, and then Hawkeye Football is here and we’ll finally be getting a puppy, so we are getting ready to hit the ground running. We’ll probably post one more time from Zurich and then wrap this blog deal up when we get back to Colorados.

Znojmo to Jindrichuv Hradec, Prague and the return to Switzerland

Hola Amigos, I know it’s been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I’ve been real busy. So we left off back in Znojmo after riding in the rain half of the day and Alyssa eating some mud, so when we woke up early the next morning to steady rain, we were not excited to hit the road again. We ended up taking our time getting up and then having breakfast at the hotel deal we were at, and then right around checkout time at 11, the rain stopped, and you could see a patch of blue sky in the clouds, so we were optimistic it would clear up. So we loaded up our bikes and got dressed and headed out of there. We ended up getting maybe half a kilometer down the road when Alyssa yelled to me that her back tire felt funny, so we pulled into a parking lot and I looked and it was pretty much completely flat. So she got the wheel off and took the tire off and it was one of those deals where the tube had been in there so long it was real hard to pull out of the tire, and the edges where the tire fits into the rim were really coming apart, so we decided just to toss it and use her spare she had packed.

By the time she got the new tire aired up and the wheel back on the bike it was sprinkling again, and we happened to be right near the only legitimate restaurant anywhere near us, which was the same pizza place we had eaten at the previous night. It was around noon, so we decide to go have lunch while the rain cleared up. The rain did not cooperate though and as we ate we watched the rain get heavier and heavier outside. We ordered a second round of beers to help us think it through, and eventually we just said screw it. We gave our rain day to the touring gods and this is how they treat us? We were not going to try to reason with a force like that and headed back to the hotel we had just left. On the way we stopped at the grocery store and loaded up with junk food and beers and then just went back and watched almost the entire season 5 of 24, which we had on our hard drive. It was a pretty good day, and I almost got sick on potato chips and sausage sticks, and then at dinner time we went out to find a different restaurant, but as usual our hotel was surrounded by strip clubs, and we saw more girls in their underpants than places to eat dinner. We ended up going back to the same dang pizza place for the third time, and it was embarrassing, we had the same server for 2 of them, and the same guy made our pizza all three times… they had probably started to think we had moved to Znojmos or something, or we were planning a robbery.

So finally, the next day we got up early to no rain and got the hell out of there before the weather changed it’s mind. We had a pretty nice ride, and it was overcast and cool most of the day, but it was also really hilly, so it was challenging, but good. We rode up to Jindrichuv Hradec, which is about 90 miles from Prague, and considered pressing on another 20 miles or so in order to make it there the next day, but ended up wussing out and getting a train ticket for the morning. We had already delayed our plans by a day because of the rain and we didn’t want to put out Brian and Dena any more than we already had. So we got a little room above a restaurant in town and had a great dinner there and then walked around a little and had a beer and called it a day. It ended up being a cool little town though. In the morning the restaurant made us some delicious bacon and eggs for breakfast, which is always a good start to the day, and we walked around a bit more before we went to catch our train.

So we finally got into Prague and found Brian and Dena’s place and met the dogs, Otto and Nova, who were pretty awesome. They have a sweet apartment in a really nice old building, and have a big living room we stayed in. We got to hang out with them the whole time, which was great. They moved to Prague in April, kind of on a whim from what we can tell, so obviously they are crazy, in a good way. We had lots of other clues that led us to that suspicion as well, like the fact they had done 2 ironman races and were planning on a third. So we got our stuff inside and then went out with Dena to a beer garden and met Brian when he got off work. Brian is teaching english and Dena is going to be starting a job at an english kindergarten soon. Also, Brian had done the training to be a tour guide in Prague, but ended up getting his teaching job instead, so we got a professional tour everywhere we went.

The first night we walked around and saw quite a bit of the city before we went to a little restaurant with live blues and jazz, and we were in luck, because Stan the Man was playing that night. Stan was singing the blues and playing an electric guitar, and this guy was pretty impressive. We were in a pretty tiny room with a domed ceiling and just some lights on the stage and just candles on the tables and it was a riot. Alyssa ordered the fried cheese, which is supposed to be part of the local cuisine, but looked like it was a fried piece of cod from the Schwann man, and then we stuck around after dinner to watch the show, and ended up drinking a few too many beer probably. We made it home okay and everything, and the tour continued on the way, but the next morning we all woke up to some pounding heads. I think it’s a pretty good sign when you first go out with some new people and the night gets away from you like that though, I think it means everyone is just having a good time together.

So we were slow getting up the next day, and Brian made us some eggs and they had some fruit and pastries for us, and then we went out and saw a bit more of the city before Brian left us to go to work at noon. Deena took over the tour and we walked the bridges downtown and then went up to Felicity Gardens on the hill, which is a big forested area where the royalty used to hunt and whatnot back in the day, and there was a great view of the city and the castle nearby and all that. We were pretty exhausted from all the walking after that, and a little hungover still, so we stopped for some lunch on the way back. I ordered some kind of crazy chinese style chicken and vegetables, but Liss ordered some more traditional food, which is a lot of meat and dumplings, and said it was pretty good. I totally forgot to take a picture of it though! Then Liss and I climbed up in some tower on the bridge to look out and take a few pictures.

Prague is pretty awesome. It’s not super big, but it’s big enough that it has a few easy to use metro lines, and the whole city is super old and unified looking. It has avoided any major destruction from war, and as a result, everything is super old and original and awesome. Literally every building is beautiful and ornate. It looks like something that disney would build if they were building some stereotypically awesome european town, just gorgeous.

We headed back home around 4 and took some naps with the dogs and went out again around 7 when Brian was getting off work. The girls had some tired feet and ended up getting a thai massage at one of the many locations in the more touristy areas while Brian and I went out for a beer nearby, and then we all met up for dinner at this cool little vegetarian place. The whole interior was designed by artists and they had these awesome interior lit tables and a starry ceiling in the room we were in. So we had some great food, I had some tofu red curry and Liss had a burrito, but we also ordered another round of fried cheese. This time they got it right, and it was a good size wheel of goat cheese they had pan fried on one side, so it had a nice crispy, golden crust, and they served it on some greens with walnuts and some kind berry dressing… it was awesome, and seems doable enough to try at home. We ended up drinking a couple of bottles of wine there and telling stories for a couple of hours and had a good night.

After dinner we completed our tour of the bridges at dark, with the city and the castle all lit up in the distance and we went to touch some statue on the bridge, which is the traditional thing to do when you’re leaving Prague, and good luck that you’ll come back or whatever, so it was great. We were able to see so much cool stuff that we would have never known about, or would have really had to research to find anyway, and we have some awesome new friends across the world. So thanks a lot Brian and Dena! We couldn’t have asked for a better trip to Prague.

The next morning Liss and I had to get up at 3:45 in order to get our act together and be at the train station for our 5am train out of there. We had the same old deal, of having to take regional, slow trains, because of the bikes, and we were on  7 trains for 18 hours this time to Bern, Switzerland. By the time we got in at 11pm we were pretty ready to be done with trains. We had made a reservation at a campground and rode a couple of kilometers there and got our tent set up, and just as we were walking to the bathrooms to brush our teeth it started sprinkling, and then pouring, and then it rained all night, and apparently our tent is getting worn out, because even our rain fly started leaking through where water was pooling, so we were getting dripped on all night, and the bottom edge of our tent started pooling water, so it was no good. It was some real intense rain, and it hardly stopped at all. It slowed to a sprinkle around 9:30 this morning so we got out and ran to the restaurant to have breakfast, and then it has just been pouring on and off. We are doing a load of laundry now, and if it clears up we’re going to jump on the bikes and ride to interlocken… if not we’ll probably just sit around and lick the cat’s butt.

Valtice to Znojmo

Holy cow, what a day on the greenways dudes. We woke up to rain, so were not super excited to get started, but the lady that runs the place we stayed had a nice breakfast for us with a fried egg even! That is super rare in europe, breakfast is usually a croissant and coffee, and if you’re lucky they’ll throw in some salami and cheese, but I don’t think we’ve had an egg since that gasthouse in germany, and that was hard boiled. So anyways we had a real nice breakfast and then put on our rain gear and pulled out of there. We had the gps route of the greenway trail now, so were were following that exactly. It was some roads and some paved trails, then some gravel trails, some dirt, and some mud. We rode in the rain and wind for a few hours and hardly made it 30 kilometers.

We eventually stopped for lunch in a little town, and this is the second day in a row where we just saw a little beer sign on the road with an arrow and followed it until we saw the umbrella for the beer garten. It seems like maybe these are little gasthouses or something, where they are connected to someone’s home, but then have a little restaurant and bar area and sometimes rooms available. So we stopped at this one today and had a beer, and then asked for food using sign language, like I was eating a sandwich or something, and we heard the lady say the word sausage, so we nodded our heads yes. Then the lady brought out some long thin sausages on our plates with mustard and big basket of bread, so we just chowed down on bread and sausage for lunch. It was hot and good, and we were cold and hungry, so it worked out pretty well. We are still figuring out the prices here, but it seems like food and beer are the cheapest we’ve seen so far.

After lunch, the rain had stopped, so we took off our rain gear and got back on the trail. The wind was still coming strong, even though the rain had stopped, and the trail was pretty bad in a lot of places, and the parts on gravel and dirt were filled in at all the low spots with water, and our bikes just got covered with sand. Also, the trail was filled with snails that had come out to avoid being drown by the rain, and they were huge and hard to avoid, so we were dodging snails for most of the day too, and there were huge piles of smooshed snails from other cyclists just laying around. We did pass a lot of cool vineyards and saw some deer hanging out in a field, so we tried to keep a good attitude and make the best of it. Eventually though, the trail turned into a sunflower field entrance, and you could see the tire tread going into the mud along a tractor trail, like with grass in the middle and dirt on each side, but it was all mud from the rain, mud and standing water.

So I took the lead in a low gear just spinning through the mud, and almost wiped out through one patch with a lot of water and some pretty deep mud, then a few seconds later I heard alyssa scream and turned just in time to see her falling face first into the water filled ditch. The whole side of her body was covered in mud and soaked, and she got a mouth and nose-full of muddy water. Before I could even get off my bike, she had worked her way out and just stormed off, leaving her bike she was so pissed. The thing about the greenways is it’s a volunteer based deal, from what we know, so you can’t expect perfection, but this field-trail was pretty jacked up.

So anyways, I immediately grabbed the camera, knowing that she would be pissed now, but it would be a picture we would like to have later. Then I helped her get cleaned up a bit by squirting our water bottles on the muddiest parts of her, and we hauled her bike out of the mud and walked the rest of the way out of the field. We were talking about how they have those Muddy Buddy races in Colorado, where you have to crawl and run through mud, and how that would be a little more fun because you would be planning on getting all muddy, but if you get a muddy buddy just thrown on you in a field in the czech republic, you just have to roll with that too I guess.

We stopped at the next town for beers and to evaluate our route. Our time is starting to get short, and the greenways appear to be taking a lot longer than just taking roads. We looked at the next portion of our route, and it was 10 miles through a forest, and we had read a blog that someone wrote about how it was nearly impassable, and he had to walk his mountain bike and whatnot, so we found a way around that sucker and picked Znojmo as the town we would try to get to today. So we were on roads for the last 20 or so kilometers just riding into a brutal headwind… we were just crawling, the type of thing where we had to pedal to keep going downhill in places. It’s one of those things that is funny to me, how you don’t notice the wind at all in a car, but it really effects you on a bike, it just feels like it robs all of your power.

So anyways, we made it to Znojmo, and found another little pension place, similar to last night and pulled in. It’s on our route to go meet up with the trail tomorrow when it exits the crazy wooded portion, so we’ll go give it another shot, but if we end up in the middle of any more sunflower fields I think we’ll probably say nuts to the greenways and take some nice country roads into Prague.